Since politicians just randomly changing maps and borders is now a thing...

I heard that the US is now the 14th Canadian Province, South and True. We need to practice our politeness, learn to have gravy on our fries, and get ready to give up our guns, for the good of the people, eh.

On the plus side, Tim Hortons, here we come!

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Now that's what I'm talking about