> What am I missing? Is it actually all just fake?

Enterprise.

Look at their case studies, this is why organisations pay for Warp.

https://www.warp.dev/enterprise

I think you would be pretty much sued if you faked your testimonials especially in Enterprise.

You don’t have to think, the FTC will actively bring litigation against you on behalf of the corporations: https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2025/04/...