Good thing you planned ahead and trained a person last month, so they're able to start today.

People in the recent past were not so short-sighted.

Good thing every single requirement is known in advance. It’d be a shame if things changed faster then a snail, limitations we’re fully understood, and the geopolitical situation doesn’t change by a tweet.

Edit: actually, what job do you have in mind that never changes? Honestly it sounds relaxing