"Hold my..." checks notes, yeah it's a couple thousand years earlier and near enough "...beer and watch this!"

Exact same thought, “Oldest evidence of bad ideas found in Turkey”.

Haha, I had a similar thought.

EXT DAYTIME - SUNNY

An athletic man wearing a thin leather tunic crouches behind a leopard, facing the camera.

“Hi, I’m Mörêk, welcome to Jackass!”

Mörêk leaps forward and grabs onto the leopard, the leopard takes off running while Mörêk lets out a whoop and the opening bars of Corona start playing.