I built a novelty graveyard where $2 buys a permanent pixel-art grave for anything that ended — dead side projects, dead habits, dead group chats. Strangers can pay respects free or leave $1 flowers/candles that carry their name.

Technical bits HN might enjoy:

- Cloudflare Workers + D1, zero frameworks, no build step

- One procedural pixel renderer draws the whole site: the live pages, the OG cards, and the downloadable memorial cards — same function, so surfaces can't drift apart

- The burial form carves your epitaph into the stone in a live canvas preview as you type

- Payments via Polar as merchant of record (I'm an individual in India)

It's a joke product with completely serious plumbing. Happy to answer anything about the renderer, Workers, or selling $2 jokes legally.