Musk killed hundreds of thousands of impoverished people through the reckless and illegal wood-chippering of USAID and promotes and finances white supremacy and far-right politics around the world. This is who we should be celebrating? What a pathetic cult of personality this creep has built around him.

Personally, I can’t wait for the political pendulum to swing back hard so that he can be torn to shreds by the judicial system. (Where will he try to flee, I wonder? Back to South Africa? Will he try to pull a Carlos Ghosn? Man’s gotta dream…)