What about using mouse velocity? If the mouse is changing position at a certain rate, don't show the tooltips.

i only show tooltips if you wiggle the mouse cursor over an element

	▲	thoughtbefore 3 hours ago \| parent [-]
		On a Catholic church site I designed you have to do the cross pattern with your mouse and say 3 Hail Marys to see the tooltip. There is no contact form. Only a Confession Textarea