Best line in the story:

I had spent my whole life dreaming of making my own overnight success on the internet, but had taught someone with no ethics how to do it instead.

This is such a great line and one I know so many people related to as soon as they read it.

You're a great writer, thank you for this today.

But that is also basically what most intellectual jobs are, workers telling their boss what to do while pretending they are receiving and executing commands.

Ah, thank you!