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osmukka 3 hours ago

Reading this press release was almost physically painful, because of how much Apple loves to use the phrase "up to". In total it appears 46 times.

addaon 3 hours ago | parent | next [-]

A lot of those "up to"s are expressing user options, though -- "up to" 512 GB RAM means that there are configurations that include that, but also cheaper configurations that don't. That's a pretty different beast than "up to 4.3x faster performance", which means (presumably) that exactly one benchmark showed a 4.3x improvement and the rest showed less -- which is to say, means very little.

freehorse 3 hours ago | parent [-]

Except for the prices of course, where they use “starting at 5,499$” instead of “up to 18,299$” to indicate user options.

seviu 3 hours ago | parent [-]

The cleaning cloth went down in price about 50%

There is some consolation there

HumblyTossed 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Only because it doesn't contain RAM.

datakan 2 hours ago | parent [-]

Don't give them any ideas

garbageman 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Moore's Cloth

theanonymousone 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

up to 46 times, you mean?

zirkonit 3 hours ago | parent [-]

Up to 47.

alfanick 3 hours ago | parent [-]

That would be oddly precise. More like "up to 50", or depending on speaker, "up to 100". /s

fwip 3 hours ago | parent [-]

It would also be incorrect. "Up to" doesn't mean any possible upper bound, it describes the top of a known range. I can't say a car I'm selling goes "up to" 900mph if it tops out at 120mph.

atoav 3 hours ago | parent [-]

Well, depends. Maybe it can go up to 900mph¹?

¹ drivers are responsible to get the car into a low earth orbit themselves and need to be familiar with the orbital maneuvers needed to accelerate the car to 900mph

totetsu 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Whats an up to dog?

gib444 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

That's probably up to 300% of an increase from 'previous' press releases

setgree 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

I enjoyed "up to an 80-core GPU, and a staggering 512GB of unified memory"

Staggering?? I can count on no hands the number of times that a fact or figure has caused me to stagger.

mgfist 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Idk 512GB of (essentially) ram is pretty damn insane for a consumer machine

setgree an hour ago | parent [-]

This thing is going to cost >$10K, probably, which I think means it's not in the consumer segment

HumblyTossed 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Yes, but you've surely met people who giggled when they read that.