I'd say much the same, only 20 years instead of 15, Marathon 2 as a teen instead of King's Quest at 6*, and to me the headlines are less funny and more tragic.

* at 6, I might have been playing Jet Set Willy, Cloud Kingdoms, or another C64 game I've never been able to find even by describing it to an LLM.

Had a ball and paddle, but was not breakout; levels were much wider than the screen and ball often went offscreen; levels transitioned when ball bounced into a portal