The same government should sue all new mothers: how dare they deliver babies into this world completely naked!!!

reddalo 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

They better not visit Germany, where nudity -- even in some public spaces -- is considered normal! How dare they!!!

'Some public spaces' is underselling the prevalence of FKK a bit.

	▲	dgellow an hour ago \| parent [-]
		I remember taking a nap in Tiergarten in Berlin, then woke up to find myself surrounded by a group doing naked yoga

If God meant for people to be naked, we'd all be born that way.

By the same logic:

If God didn't mean for people to cannibalize each other, we wouldn't be made of meat.

Flanders and Swan: The Reluctant Cannibal:

Seriously though, I love babies!

...I just can't eat a whole one...

(Although a little dressing does improve the taste.)