I wonder if I'll live to see the evacuation of Phoenix and Las Vegas. (Or Abu Dhabi, for that matter.)

The epitaph for all three (the Encyclopedia Dramatica motto):

And nothing of value was lost.

If you are in your 30s, I would think you would have a good chance to see that happen.

To me, the big issue no one talks about will be people who live below say the Mason Dixon Line migrating north, probably starting maybe 50 or so years from now.