Agreed. This impatience culture is so toxic. Been down less than 30 mins.

That's cool, I mean if you'd gotten here earlier you could have said "been down less than 5 minutes"

So with the "elapsed time" out of the way (now over an hour, incidentally), how about "how long will it be down?"

2 hours later - still down. Is this "impatience culture" or incompetence culture at this point?