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philistine 10 hours ago

Every Briton is entitled to one lunch with Adele.

card_zero 10 hours ago | parent | next [-]

If we project her lifespan as 50 more years and assume the UK population stays stable at 70 millions, that works out at 3835 and a half lunches per day.

tomashubelbauer 10 hours ago | parent | next [-]

I seriously doubt as a public servant she'd be a beacon of efficiency so I don't think she'll do more than 2k a day if this happens.

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saaaaaam 9 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Maybe she skips the main on every other lunch?

saaaaaam 9 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

The most lunches I’ve ever eaten in a day was 7.

saaaaaam 9 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

You’re paying…