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MrsPeaches 11 hours ago

Surely his post popular policy has to be :

* capping the price of a 99 flake ice cream at 99p

Lerc 11 hours ago | parent | next [-]

He was challenged on this by Alastair Campbell who asked him how much this will cost the exchequer

His immediate response.

“Well, if the exchequer wants a 99 flake, it’ll cost them 99p.”

dofm 11 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Yes. Unless you're a male resident of Uxbridge of drinking age.