Please don't forget one of his longest standing and most important planks:

* move the hand dryer in the Crown & Treaty pub in Uxbridge to a more sensible location.

This YouTube video shows just how dire the situation is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbartLXCYZo

Y-bar 12 hours ago | parent | next [-]

I’m not even from the UK and I know it need to be fixed before the situation gets worse.

	▲	weego 11 hours ago \| parent \| next [-]
		We spoke earlier to local chancer Elliot Plunge who told us "this is the one thing we did not want to happen"
	▲	SV_BubbleTime 8 hours ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		Like it gets moved to in the urinal itself? Indeed, that could kick off a world war.

ngruhn 11 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Oh he's left handed? Ma man!