This is an interesting premise, and I would like to read the article, but the weird scrolling makes that almost impossible; the pictures overlay the text to such an extent that I can only read a couple of lines at a time. I wish there were some browser feature that would force sites to use normal scrolling.

This is so ironically on point.

I recall reading a shampoo bottle in the bathroom maybe 25 years ago because there was nothing else to read.

Meanwhile now you are correctly complaining about how weird the scrolling feels like.

Reader mode