The lengths they go to avoid calling it an "outage"

Namecheap.com: undergoing emergency maintenance

Hilarious they link to a Knowledgebase article for details on how to send a support email which is also on namecheap.com so it can only show the "maintenance" page.

Blog with link: https://web.archive.org/web/20260813144639/https://www.namec...

KB: https://web.archive.org/web/20260813151320/https://www.namec...

Bonus points for breaking the Wayback machine version by automatically reloading the live page if you try and access it via the archive.