I pay a dollar here and there to promote my homepage so people will actually see it. I guess being a president really helps. I wish people would just pay a dollar to read my posts someday

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yourusername a day ago | parent [-]

If your posts induce wild swings in the stock market i'll pay a dollar to read them a minute early.

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jdw64 a day ago | parent [-]

I can't swings the stock market, but maybe I could change people's values...? That's too bad. It's a little sad to think my writing isn't even worth a dollar, haha.

	▲	pixel_popping a day ago \| parent [-]
		Then improve it :)