This is the country that can´t stop dingy boats...this despite journalists always being able to be there on time to take pictures for the Daily Mail...

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codeduck 12 hours ago | parent [-]

All right, mate, let's hear your plan for securing the UK's south-eastern coastline.

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root-parent 12 minutes ago | parent | next [-]

If Daily Mail journalist can be there on time to photograph the boats, the authorities could spend less time in the pub, and make some arrests...

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Citizen_Lame 8 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Sharks and tornados, and imagine if we can combine them!

	▲	codeduck 7 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Bad news, budget cuts mean we can afford a flounder with a paper fan. His name's Steven and he lives about twenty yards east of Lulworth Cover, but we reckon he's okay to commute to work.

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Grum9 12 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

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