These two articles remind me of the old Point/Counterpoint from the Onion[0]. I feel like someone wrote the first article so they could write the second as a bit of absurdity.

[0]https://theonion.com/opinion/point-counterpoint/

Just to share, from that list, this one is a classic: https://theonion.com/this-war-will-destabilize-the-entire-mi...