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huhtenberg 2 hours ago

Back when we lived without phones, we used to read instruction labels on all and any household cleaning products that were stored in the bathroom.

I bet there too was some obscure newspaper column that advised against that.

Yet, lo and behold, we survived!

bonsai_spool 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

> Back when we lived without phones, we used to read instruction labels on all and any household cleaning products that were stored in the bathroom.

Wow, I forgot that I used to do this! And I'd puzzle over whether any ozone was left with all the CFCs being emitted.

But yes, the OP is very edgy take that totally ignores the existence of book/magazine baskets next to toilets. It's a huge plot point in Breaking Bad, for example.

https://youtu.be/cXgg607wuis?t=35 (Breaking Bad 'Hank Figures it Out')

Loughla 20 minutes ago | parent | next [-]

I'm certain that national geographic only exists in bathrooms. That's the reason we have a subscription. . . And my aunts and uncles and parents and cousins.

nwatson an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I've searched out this clip various times, gonna watch it again. Easily one of the best movie / TV moments since the advent of film.

busymom0 33 minutes ago | parent | prev [-]

On shark tank, this couple had a product which was basically a sand timer for pooping. Some sharks didn't invest in it because they thought pooping was one of the few times people get peace and let them do what they want.

Fnoord an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I used to take my laptop or Nokia N810 (remote shell over Wi-Fi with physical keyboard) with me to the bathroom. Nowadays there's cyberdecks, e-readers, ...

Just imagine, there was a person on #debian reading and taking a dump.

Just to reiterate: book good, e-reader bad. Phone good, smartphone bad. Scanning through a physical magazine good, doomscrolling TikTok bad.

Except it is about focused vs. diffuse mode of brain, and usually people underappreciate the latter. E.g. walking during a lunch break, thereby getting inspiration for work, is working. The same can be true for taking a shower, sporting, staring outside at the landscape or stars, or meditating. It will also empower your focused mode later on. And, the author's point seems to be a toilet break is a decent opportunity for this. I agree. On my previous job, I regularly sat for 10-15 min in late morning, and it inspired me. But you cannot force people to not take a device with them to toilet. I mean, unless you're working for NSA or something. Don't judge such, look at total performance / efficiency per hour instead. Or per USD spend on the employee.

As a former smoker, this is also what I appreciated about having a fag (in a time before smartphone and vape were common). Some missed the socializing. I hated that part. It seemed to be more like FOMO on gossip, little substance.

epihelix 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Personally, I just took a book in with me. (I thought everyone did, but apparently not.)

Many share houses, when I was a student, put the film calendar for the local art house cinema on the back of the toilet door. It was the accepted place for it.

Reading on the pot is a time-honoured tradition.

duxup 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

The Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri manual was a personal favorite of mine.

embedding-shape an hour ago | parent [-]

Heh yeah, as a kid/young adult I also stored all my strategy game manuals in the bathroom, back when they used to contain actual information and helpful stuff.

recursivegirth 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

My grammy had a curated bathroom library. Usually those "1000 Odd Facts" type of books that you could pickup and flip through.

serf 22 minutes ago | parent [-]

Mine too. That and 'adult humor' joke books that were big in the 60s.

nerevarthelame an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

My family had dedicated bathroom reading that sat on the top of every toilet cistern. Usually something like a Far Side comic collection or an "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."

BLKNSLVR an hour ago | parent | next [-]

There should have been a specific edition for toilet reading called The Fart Side.

morkalork 34 minutes ago | parent | prev [-]

My extended family still has some old copies of Reader's Digest compilations hanging around the bathroom.

Edit: those books are basically the print version of reddit's front page of posts from r/interestingasfuck, r/todayilearned, r/MadeMeSmile etc.

ramijames 28 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I don't know about you guys, but I kept a stack of books in the bathroom. I managed to get through a lot of books two or three pages at a time. I don't even know why I stopped.

consumer451 an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

The Dr. Bronner's label rabbit hole was a common occurrence.

That's some crazy info on that soap bottle.

Revisional_Sin 40 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

> Yet, lo and behold, we survived!

The article isn't claiming it'll kill you...

tartoran 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

That is a real phenomena for a chunk of the population but I'm trying to understand what it is. Is it ADHD?

saghm 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

It might also have to do with how long someone tends to take. I tend to have a pretty slow metabolism and only need to defecate a couple times a week (to preempt any armchair diagnoses from people who think this is weirdly infrequent, every doctor I've had has always said this isn't a huge deal), so when I do, it tends to be in larger amounts. I've also found that it's better for me to take it slow and not strain as much, so sometimes I end up being on the toilet for more than just a couple minutes, which means that having something to do is nice.

That said, I do also have ADHD, so maybe people who are "longer and slower" toiler-sitters like me without ADHD might be fine without a distraction.

bitmasher9 2 hours ago | parent [-]

The healthy range of frequency is roughly 3/day-0.3/day.

throwup238 an hour ago | parent | next [-]

And depending on the person it can also change depending on diet and mixing microbiomes. Back when I lived with roommates my frequency changed based on who I lived with to some extent, matching closer to their frequency without changing diet (since I was weight training my diet was controlled and I didn’t eat their food).

Now living permanently with a spouse it has settled on a higher frequency than I remember before moving out on my own. Weird stuff.

saghm an hour ago | parent [-]

That's wild, my frequency has remained pretty consistent through my life, although I did have a couple years where somehow one of the days each week I'd do it would always be Monday, and I never had any explanation for why that was the case.

justsomehnguy an hour ago | parent [-]

Not really a constipation but if out of nowhere I notice what I didn't #2 in a while what means I have a quite severe cold incoming - but yet without symptoms.

> one of the days each week I'd do it would always be Monday, and I never had any explanation for why that was the case.

Social functions, a specific food or beverages (Friday drinking night? Not to the Monday though...) on some days, travel for some.

saghm an hour ago | parent | prev [-]

Sounds like I'm still in the range then! Interesting that it varies so much. I've heard some people say (or I guess imply) that they do it daily, and it's so different from my experience that I've always wondered which way is more "normal". I guess both are!

rrgok 28 minutes ago | parent [-]

you are full of shit /s

_zoltan_ 22 minutes ago | parent | prev [-]

Not everything is ADHD.

vishnugupta an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I used to take news papers and magazines and sometimes still do. So yes it’s perfectly fine.

freddyfloof 29 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

”Ei saa peittää” is forever imprinted in me! One of the first memes I think I came across growing up. I remember both kids and grownups spontaneously just saying it.

For many of us Swedes this was the one of the first and few Finnish sentences we ever learnt (it means ”Do not cover” and was printed on electric panel heaters in the bathroom).

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mrweasel 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

We learned Finish from the back of shampoo bottles.

didsomeonesay an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

my family's main study there used to be the TV program which came in - hard to believe now - weekly printed magazines.

unsupp0rted 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Don’t forget the SEARS catalogue

WhyComboNadir an hour ago | parent [-]

Or National Geographic if you got sick of the Sears bra section

xeon06 an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

https://xkcd.com/1227/

steve1977 an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I read magazines or books.

hdgvhicv an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Stack of old magazines - readers digest etc

andrewshadura 32 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Also in all sorts of languages. Czech, Slovak, Estonian, French, you name it. A gentle introduction into comparative linguistics :D

Noaidi an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Oh yeah, I used to get a huge dopamine rush reading what was in my toothpaste.

Instagram feeds and not toothpaste tubes people.

elendilm an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

That brings back so many good memories that were forgotten.

thenthenthen 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I totally still do this! The random nonsense and just lists of ingredients make me relaxed.

retired 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

The Dutch have a birthday calendar in the toilet room. And you can use the inspection shelf of the toilet to check for problems in your diet. Plenty of activities to do!

otikik 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

I read about ancient greek mithology