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iterateoften 2 hours ago

? What? A healthy colon and diet usually do not need to strain or rush. Just sit and poop. like 1min tops.

squidbeak 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

You need to get that dysentery tended to.

iterateoften 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

? Sorry? A healthy colon and diet it’s not liquid or messy. A nice type 4 normal solid log that slides on out.

I’m very scared for most people I see online discussing BMs. People have some seriously twisted up guts and diets.

VeninVidiaVicii 2 hours ago | parent [-]

It seems we are unfamiliar with sarcasm.

wizzwizz4 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Everyone's gut is different, but one minute isn't unreasonably short, especially if you have something like a bidet for fast cleaning afterwards. Are you sure you're not constipated?

squidbeak 2 hours ago | parent [-]

I'm fine, enjoying my book.

cpncrunch an hour ago | parent [-]

Don't you think that if you have time to read your book then you don't really need to poop yet? Why not just wait until you're ready to go in?

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PeterStuer 44 minutes ago | parent | prev [-]

Rocketman the Master Blaster, is that you?