But then how would I take the photo I need to feed my AI-powered fecal analysis agent?

Pro tip: send the photo to spammy overseas recruiters, bonus if you add the photo in a .docx with a password. then when they call you asking for the password, tell them over the phone so you can hear their reaction when they see it.

I’m confused, doesn’t your toilet bowl already do that for you?

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/12/despite-accessing-us...