Dude that milkman joke made me cackle out loud.

It's hard to draw a direct analogy there, but I feel like it echoes the same sentiment.

A soapbox I have is that GHA workflows are scripts that could run on your machine without any of the YAML stuff. Who gives a flying about the DAG or the logs? Which, by the way, if you're willing to walk to the milk store to buy your milk, could be recreated in a much more testable and maintainable way without any of the YAML bs that GHA prescribes....

But DAGs are pretty, and logstreams showing up in a browser application instill trust (for reasons that fly far above the head of yours truly). So people go for that. Pretty DAG, nice logstream; therefore, deliver my milk. All of a sudden.... The CI/CD platform is having its merry way with your SLAs, contract abidements, and hotfix deployments.

What a time to be alive.

Not to rail on the South Park thing, but the blast radius of this issue also reminds me of the episode where the internet dried up.

If this bs with GitHub continues, Parker/Stone will have to make a GitHub episode. How seen would we all feel if that happened?