You can, https://www.tesla.com/fsd

Are you trying to invent your own definition for self driving and quibble that supervision negates what the car is doing?

I'm not redefining self driving, tesla is: https://electrek.co/2025/09/05/tesla-changes-meaning-full-se...

When they first started talking about it in the mid-teens, it was pitched as "read a book or take a nap"

That is not what Tesla is selling in 2026.