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kbrannigan 2 hours ago

Coming soon near you:

- Warming up for a run: Possible agitated tweaker, possible crisis

- Going for a run after midnight: Evasive solitary movement after dark

- Sprinting the last block home: Flight behavior consistent with shoplifting offense

- Running with a hood up in the rain: Deliberate biometric obfuscation - Two runners meeting at a corner and leaving in opposite directions: Brief contact event, possible hand-to-hand

Score increase the darker you get.

teddyh 28 minutes ago | parent | next [-]

Or even taking a walk:

<https://archive.org/details/sim_reporter_1951-08-07_5_3_0/pa...>

(Alternate link: <https://archive.org/details/sim_reporter_1951-08-07_5_3/page...>)

helterskelter an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

2036 crime prevention, detecting this behaviour and automatically forwarding it to the police to be referenced later for probable cause.

frereubu 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

The solution is clear - an "I am a tweaker" toggle.