Why don't we export some better culture to Europe then? That would be a good place and now would be a good time for Americans to flee to.

  Take up the White Man's burden— 
      Send forth the best ye breed— 
  Go bind your sons to exile
      To serve your captives' need;
  To wait in heavy harness
      On fluttered folk and wild—
  Your new-caught sullen peoples,
      Half devil and half child.

You couldn’t epitomize the problem more if you tried.