Dig that lawn out and start growing food, ffs.

Why? My dogs and I get much more enjoyment out of a lawn than we would a garden. I can buy food, but space to play fetch is a premium.

I only have a front lawn (townhouse) and I'm not allowed to plant whatever I want in it.

If somebody reports it, the city can and will come tear it out and charge me for the work.

"Ownership" is a funny thing.

Grass is food. If you don't have animals out there grazing it, that's where you've gone wrong.

Or just eat the grass?

You first.