> The moronic naming immediately undermines that claim.

It's quite obvious to me that professionalism in product manufacturing correlates very weakly with naming :) Proof me wrong.

Nothing else on any market called “shitty” that I’ve ever seen, and if I had, I would avoid it.

Any sales or marketing person will gladly tell you how bad an idea it is to use this name. “Shitty” is slang for “terrible quality”, for one.