Cap your meal off with a NIST 1196a standard issue cigarette? I am told they taste like drywall and taxes.

Perhaps you would prefer some standard issue meat.

A suggested product is "domestic sludge", lol. This is such a fun rabbit hole:

	▲	inigyou 26 minutes ago \| parent [-]
		Pretty much every process conducted at scale will have such reference samples.

tshaddox an hour ago | parent | prev [-]

It's only $508 per cigarette:

	▲	throwup238 an hour ago \| parent \| next [-]
		That’s $508 for two cartons for 400 cigarettes total, so $1.27 per cigarette. They’re not characterized like the peanut butter, they’re just manufactured to a specific QC standard. California/New York prices are easily $0.75/cigg so it’s not that much more expensive.
	▲	ryancw an hour ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		400 cigarettes actually! Not too bad.