I mean, there's more than enough reasons to criticise or laugh at the UK that actually exist, without mocking a country for a hypothetical of someone online that hasn't actually been proposed by any politicians or, well, anybody at all?

It is incredibly annoying at the self-checkout being asked to present PHOTO ID to buy a monster energy. I was once denied my beverage, so I walked back over to the meal deal area and purchased a Starbucks canned coffee that had THE SAME LEVEL OF CAFFIENE

And a hypothetical banning that isn't totally unreasonable if you look at it objectively.

What other highly addictive cardiotoxic stimulants should we allow to be sold over-the-counter with no age limits whatsoever?