Depending on how long and bad this is, I wonder what the post mortem will reveal as the cause.

bombcar 3 hours ago | parent | next [-]

The hamster in the datacenter died.

Alas, poor Whiskers

PETCO reports that hamster prices are up 5000x, and that Pickles, the last available, sold for $150,000.

	▲	verve_rat 2 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Pets.com was only 25 years to early.

stri8ted 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Demand > supply