What kind of utterly useless sysadmin relies on authenticated redis admin surfaces to be memory safe?

What crazy environment requires low priority nothingburger bugs like this to be fixed during the weekend?

I guess an llm is instructed to find an exploit, it finds the one with least resistance. And stops.

Once these are closed, they'll find more

One where customers have their own scanners, and their unfounded panic overrides logical analysis by the engineers and admins.

We’ve had to patch plenty of stupid “security” bugs just to satisfy a paying customer.