I'm glad you've wasted that much time trying to argue the shipping factor and I'm glad you get to brag even more that you can afford to live in San Francisco.

I'll take some of your money now, please. I'm scraping together what I can in what some people called "America's Siberia" and am forced to take care of elderly family and have zero escape plan except for working a horribly underpaid IT job here :)

https://cash.app/$meow

So it is as I said from the outset:

  > Amazon won't deliver one to me for at least six days at the earliest, based on their rural delivery estimate.
  
  That sounds like an Amazon problem.