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casey2 4 hours ago

Concerned Citizen: Someone keeps lighting the town hall on fire, can someone arrest them!

Police Officer: #WONTFIX Town hall will be fireproof in the next version

Concerned Citizen: But it's still a crime. And what of the paper and desks inside the building how can that possibly be fireproofed!?

Mayor: Now now Citizen, fireproofing technology has come along way, besides, we've repurposed the Jail House into a Molotov cocktail factory; we couldn't arrest them even if we wanted to.

Concerned Citizen: You did WHAT!? Why would you do that when the Town Hall is burning down every other week!?

Molotov Salesman: Why because this town needs Molotovs to test their fireproofing tech of course. We've set up the arson test pipeline for the good of all in town!