Wire the script to a pressure sensor in your seat, save-all/update/reboot every time you get out of your chair.

Bonus points for relaunching programs open during initial execution of script.

perhaps we better add a job to automatically order new IoT devices from amazon too; once a month is probably good enough not to suffer. I think we just invented Upgrades-As-A-Service.. only $50/month for freshly not-yet-known-to-be-b0rked firmware!

are you gonna spot the LLM bill or should I?

... or that the kernel can't be hot reloaded is itself a vulnerability?