"Actual" athletes only sprint for a few minutes at a time, not really comparable with the hydration needs of a cyberathlete on their hundred and third consecutive two week sprint.

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steveBK123 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

So true. Brawndo, its got what devs crave!

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konfusinomicon an hour ago | parent | prev [-]

that kind of agility requires coffee, amphetamines, and copious amounts of IPA. the cyber-athlete electrolyte trifecta

	▲	ninju an hour ago \| parent [-]
		Just don't overdue it... https://xkcd.com/323/