I click. I see an anime girlie bot challenge screen. I hear zoomer pop in ~32k 16-bit stereo. I see JavaScript animations and a seizure-inducing vibecoded layout. I close the tab.

"Miss the old web?" The author wasn't even born then.

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a34729t 2 days ago | parent | next [-]

Anubis is awesome, but yeah everything else... gtfo

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suobset 2 days ago | parent | prev [-]

Well I am on the millennial/Gen Z cusp, and I think the new "old web" is a recreation of the corner of the Internet that puts humans before bots (as opposed to faithfully recreating it). Then again this website feels like it's doing a little too much.

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floren 2 days ago | parent | next [-]

Or too little... aside from themes and music and a chatbox there's not much to it.

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coffeeindex 2 days ago | parent [-]

They were clearly just having some fun with the site..

	▲	abracadaniel 2 days ago \| parent [-]
		Also, this seems exactly like what the classic web would’ve looked like if we’d had the ability to do it.

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Hugsbox 2 days ago | parent | prev [-]

What you're describing is the IndieWeb, I feel like if you're going to call something the "old web" the effort probably should be to actually recreate it a little more faithfully