"why's he asking for a new dl? "

"Oh volcano exploded, his home is under 5 ft of ash."

"Gotcha, mail him the copy"

▲ reaperducer 11 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Fun fact: If your house is under 5 ft of ash, it's not covered by volcano insurance. That only covers you if your home is destroyed by the actual eruption/explosion.

What you need is "pyroclastic event" insurance to cover you for ash and lahar.

/ It cost something like $15/year when I lived in Seattle.

// The macOS spell checker doesn't know "lahar."

	▲	6LLvveMx2koXfwn 6 hours ago \| parent [-]
		This basically covers the financial model of the whole insurance industry; `- get insurance to cover you for X - get hit by X - realise you actually got hit by Y after reading the policy small print (or you really did get hit by X, but your policy only covers you for Y)` Getting something like Volcano Insurance requires some specific foresight, I would be slapping myself on the back if my house was covered in volcanic ash right up to the point when I got on the phone to my insurance company to make a claim.

▲ kijin 9 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Brb, gotta camp on top of the ash at the same lat/long coordinates to catch the mailman.