You missed the third option: don't go to the US.

drstewart a day ago | parent | next [-]

You missed a fourth option: renounce your European citizenship

maratc a day ago | parent | prev [-]

... or to EU, or to UK, or to anywhere at all. Just stay at home.

	▲	nacnud a day ago \| parent \| next [-]
		Obligatory reference to "Remain Indoors" sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnd1jKcfBRE
	▲	cassianoleal a day ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		What if home is one of those places? :panic: