>I have never once heard a lab or professional say “x model can do anything”

Yeah, they "merely" say that they're about to break the singularity in a couple of years, that it's too capable to be safe to release, that it's going to take 50% (or all, depening on the day and audience) of programmers out of work, that it's smarter than Nobel prize winners, that their programmers don't write anything themselves anymore, and things to that effect.

Who is “they?”

Again… provide me a quote from someone doing this every day that says: “they're about to break the singularity in a couple of years”

The only people saying this stuff are random Internet commenters, breathless reporters and reactionaries.

The only person on record for a statement like this was Geoff Hinton about radiologists and he has since walked back his statement