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SkyMarshal 5 hours ago

Claude is the only one that looks like an asshole. The rest are just circular, or not even that. Does every circle in the world look like an asshole? Car wheels? Pizzas? Camera Lenses? Ferris wheels? This is like a Rorschach test.

mirekrusin 5 hours ago | parent | next [-]

OpenAI is more... open. Maybe that's what they wanted to communicate.

gumby 3 hours ago | parent | next [-]

They should have chosen the domain goatse.ai

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lo_zamoyski 5 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

A good question to pose to Sam.

isodev 4 hours ago | parent [-]

Or perhaps the logo is a depiction of us, the little "products" running around burning and paying for tokens... we're certainly more receptive after a few months of subscription softening-up.

rglover 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

> Does every circle in the world look like an asshole?

One man's trash...

redanddead 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Claude is the worst offender

GPT is kinda Celtic

None of the Chinese labs have this buttholeness

dd8601fn 43 minutes ago | parent [-]

OpenAIs annoys me. In the “can’t be unseen” way.

The lines don’t actually work. Like they asked their bot to make a solomons knot style logo and it flubbed it.

But apparently it was good enough for purpose.

yreg 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

And if I had to choose, I would say that the Claude logo is probably the most distinct / imaginative out of the ones listed.

Kiro 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Yes, a lot of commenters here (and the author) outing themselves.

amanaplanacanal 3 hours ago | parent [-]

Connoisseurs of fine buttholes.

chungusamongus 5 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Buttholes occur in nature all the time

subscribed 4 hours ago | parent | next [-]

If I not misheard (I don't know, just remember it), even the fetus development basically starts from the butthole.

tremon 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

The embryo, not the fetus. Pretty sure that's referring to gastrulation, where the cell blob splits into multiple layers to start cell specialization; it does this by curving in on itself, and the cavity formed by this process becomes the intestinal tract: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastrulation#Protostomes_versu...

However, that all happens at the embryonic stage (around day 9). At the point where the embryo has advanced sufficiently to be called a fetus (around week 9), the body has already sufficiently developed so that it's impossible to say where "fetal development" starts: https://embryology.med.unsw.edu.au/embryology/index.php?titl...

throwaway173738 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I read somewhere that the first invertebrate animal ate and excreted through the same butthole-shaped oriface.

rsa4046 3 hours ago | parent [-]

Some still do: it's called a gastrovascular cavity, and is present in marine invertebrates such as Cnidaria (jellyfish, coral polyps, anemones), Ctenophores (comb jellies); Platyhelminthes (flatworms, tapeworms).

chungusamongus 4 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

That's beautiful

redanddead 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Evolutionary it’s one of the first things to develop, see coleopteres

Millions of species are just tubes

wartywhoa23 an hour ago | parent [-]

Further generalized as tori in terms of topology, and humans are no exception.

warumdarum 3 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

I wouldn't give much on the opinion of a topological donut. I should know, I'm one

sapphirelimetea 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

> Ferris wheels?

Yes because the spokes are the lines that go to the center

> Camera [apertures]?

100% - they even "wink"

> Does every circle in the world look like an asshole?

Well every asshole is circular and every person has an asshole so we are biased toward seeing them everywhere. Any prominently placed circle will always trigger an evolutionary reaction. Do I:

A) Sniff it

B) Hump it

C) Bite it

D) Vibe code slop with it?

Why do you think so many squares work in tech? It's because they don't hire assholes (circles)

jambalaya8 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

All due respect, but is anyone's asshole actually circular? Asking as most asshole seem to me to be squished closed and more starry-slat-like. Functionally speaking a circular asshole would be terrible; sphincters are important.

The logos do look too canonically similar in general, though. :(

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redanddead 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Bite is always the answer

elictronic 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I didn’t realize Claude owned half of the companies.

anal_reactor 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

It's less about how most of them look like different stages of fisting party, and more about the fact that they have zero distinctive elements. Despite the amount of ads being shoved down my asshole, I still find it difficult to recognize different brands. Meta and Gemini being the worst offenders, if you show me these two logos in a week and ask what they are, I'd have zero clue they're even company logos. This is the level of failure we're talking about.

I think this is peak millennialism because the design is supposed to be as inoffensive as possible and therefore shows absolutely nothing.

mondobe 2 hours ago | parent [-]

I'll trust you on this subject, anal_reactor

throx21pizza 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Great... now every time I look at a fresh pizza in the delivery box, cross-cut into 8 slices, I will think of Vonnegut's drawing and buttholes. Thanks a lot, SkyMarshal, for putting this association in my head!!

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