And I bet marketeers got paid a lot of money to come up with those.

Mitch Hedberg... "I want to get a job at the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute: Refrigerator, Toaster, Blender.. you just say say what it does, then you add '-er' What's this thing do? It keeps shit fresh. Well that's a fresher. I'm goin on break."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lwpS5M7hgA