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roundabout-host a day ago

Children die from wrongly-prepared food, thus we should only allow people to eat at McDonald's from now on! /s

leonvoss 19 hours ago | parent [-]

When they run out of other rights to destroy, they will pipe videos of little girls crying from food poisoning into your e-verified telescreen during ChildSafe^TM viewing hours, and the result will be that you will get to choose between two state approved restaurants thereafter.

mrec 17 hours ago | parent [-]

Two? Since the Franchise Wars, all restaurants are Taco Bell.