On the "bright side", it's impossible to die!

This was my favorite bit of meta-commentary: it doesn't matter how poorly you play, you never lose!

	▲	kridsdale1 4 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Even survived the Hegseth Bullet Bill attack

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disillusioned 5 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

That's the power of venture capital!

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zahlman 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

It seems that you do lose a life when hit by an enemy or falling in a pit, but the latter freezes until you click the toggle sound button, and running out of lives resets the counter to 3 and halves your "valuation".

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thisisit 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

More like keeps "extending by 1 more week"

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mkagenius 4 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

you mean amodei