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The Biggest Conspiracy of All
3 points by b112 12 hours ago | 1 comments

Have you ever seen a bird sneeze?

I've seen cats, dogs, mice, squirrels, elephants, even a newt sneeze.

But I've never seen a bird sneeze. Ever.

This is proof that The Man is messing with us. Trying to artificially limit chicken markets! Food supplies! Because if birds don't sneeze...

How can there be a bird flu?

rolph 11 hours ago | parent [-]

wings, all birds flu with wings from one region to another.

some birds flue in a chimminy so you can have birds flu in your home.