> they are never actionable, don’t say anything Wikipedia doesn’t

Researching your way through Wikipedia and the likes certainly counts as "Western education", which as we all know is forbidden by their name. Having an agent read the forbidden stuff for them is just the loophole they needed!

Sounds like the Orthodox Jews who hire people to turn on the lights for them on the Sabbath.

Or the Mormon teens who supposedly recruit their friends to bounce the mattress while “soaking”.