What is with all these people that are so interested in other people's workflow to the point of writing weirdly aggressive manifestos like this. "If you don't do it like me, you're wrong!" I would like to be the first person to state that I don't give a damn about your workflow. Do whatever you want!

I imagine most people don't give a damn about others' workflows. But they're not posting about it, because they don't give a damn.

screaming for attention really.

Sure, do whatever you want on your own projects.

But on a team, I expect people to follow some basic decorum on standards for commit messages and code reviews. That was hard to enforce and get before (GitHub encourages bad practices) but it's bloody impossible now.