Snails had a good run being ignored by everyone but the French and now we're smearing their slime on our faces and trying to turn their teeth into armor.

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blipvert 7 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Snails? These are MARINE snails, soldier! Oorah!

	▲	zarflax 6 hours ago \| parent \| next [-]
		Makes you wonder how and why they evolved such strong teeth since crayons are pretty soft (and not even naturally-occurring).
	▲	imzadi 7 hours ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		Oops

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bee_rider 5 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Snails are our greatest enemy. Source: medieval manuscripts.